Friday, June 7, 2013

Your Heart is a Muscle

Could you post any nudes?

sowwy no more nudies.

It's supposed to represent holding it down and staying strong I think it's dumb also. I have a tattoo of a ship being sunk by a kraken because at sea when your ship is sinking (life going down hill) the only things you can do is fight, or jump ship. I'd rather fight.

Oh okay.. I just feel like staying afloat would be more positive, but I guess that makes sense. LOL. That's really cool!! Can I see a picture of it?

I don’t understand why people get tattoos of anchors when tattoos of life floaties would be...

I don’t understand why people get tattoos of anchors when tattoos of life floaties would be much more inspirational

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You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It's been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i'll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we'll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won't be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you're making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Are you fucking kidding me?

dad-s-little-girl: l-l0ve-y0u: Oh my god Yay.



dad-s-little-girl:

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Oh my god

Yay.

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bookofmorgan: i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you've caused in a lifetime i...

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i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you've caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

Evil Asks. - These are pretty fucking interesting please do it

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked God for..."

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

- (via inbetweenmyprideandmypromise)

I’m so fucking done looking for my father’s approval when I’m never going to get...

I’m so fucking done looking for my father’s approval when I’m never going to get it. 

This is what my face ends up looking like after a conversation...



This is what my face ends up looking like after a conversation with my Dad. I wonder when I'll ever learn to just not talk to him at all. 

He's right. You are adorable.

Thank you <3

you are so adorable.



you are so adorable.

Hoe bag

You are such a fucking slut bag. But I can tell your happy because you havent talked to me in a while. You go girl.

Puppies 4 dayz



Puppies 4 dayz

Are you done taking pictures, human? #puppy #cutedog #adorable



Are you done taking pictures, human? #puppy #cutedog #adorable

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